IT MEOWS. THE GIANT CAT MEOWS.
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Let Him Have The Sausages
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fam if donald trump wins the election you gonna catch me in canada drinkin bagged milk and flexin with free healthcare
We already have an island set up for you guys
THAAAANKK YOOOOOUUU
I hate waitressing part 7
The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss
rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable
The last time I was on strong meds for pain.
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Dad:
Okay you took your pill heres some water and soup. I have to go to work for the rest of the day. Take it easy. Eat your soup I'll be back soon. *dad walks out door*
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*Dad walks back in door.*
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Me:
haha did you forget you keys? Silly dad-o.
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Dad:
It's been six hours. Have you moved at all?